Master of all space and time,
Lead me to a space in due time
First mover who dwells in sacred peace,
let my motorized mover find rest.
O he who led the Israelites in the desert
To forty-two spaces of rest
Show me one dear space
Let me not wander for forty years in vain.
O he who released his people from bondage
Let the space be a legal one
And let us not be hindered by alternate side days
Or surprise tickets handed out by men in blue.
O he who contracted his everlasting light
To make space for all being
Let the automobiles on the sides contract
To make space for my humble vehicle.
Keep us from scratches and from dents
Save us from crashes and from bumps
Show us your ways and let us ascent
Amen